Unisex Garment-Dyed Tank – “Foxtrot Delta Tango” Edition (XS–3XL)
Sun’s out, satire’s out. This relaxed-fit tank is perfect for days when you're feeling salty about political absurdity—and this one’s soaked in it. Featuring the phrase “Gulf of Mexico, 1550, Foxtrot Delta Tango” (you know what it stands for), this design skewers Trump’s wild attempt to rebrand geography itself.
Whether you're headed to the actual Gulf or just wading through the metaphorical swamp, this tank is soft, breathable, and ready to roast. Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton and dyed with low-impact, salt-free pigments, it's environmentally sound and morally spicy.
.: 100% Ringspun US cotton
.: Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Sewn-in twill label

Size, In Inches
   Width Across    Length
XS       16.50       25.25
S          17.50       26.62
M         19.50       28.00
L          21.25       29.37
XL        23.00       30.75
2XL      25.00       31.62
3XL      27.00       32.50
Care Instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.