Grab Em' By The Opossum, Funny, WTFanon, Men and Womens 90's style Tee

Grab Em' By The Opossum, Casual Fit Tee for Men and Women (XS-4XL)
Have you ever grabbed an opossum? They might look a little intimidating, but they're actually surprisingly gentle and would much rather play dead than pick a fight. Even cooler, female opossums carry their babies in a pouch—just like kangaroos! Nature is weird, and we love it.
Remember when one vulgar hot-mic comment should have ended a political career but somehow became just another campaign slogan? We do. This design gives that infamous quote the only makeover it deserves—swapping misogyny for a harmless marsupial with better instincts than some people in Washington. Turns out the opossum has thicker skin, better survival skills, and a lot more dignity.
This classic fit tee delivers timeless comfort with durable cotton construction and a relaxed, everyday fit. Whether you're here for the wildlife facts, the retro aesthetic, or a healthy dose of anti-authoritarian political satire, this shirt is perfect for starting conversations, raising eyebrows, and reminding people that accountability shouldn't play dead—even if opossums do.
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Product Highlights:
Material: Premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
Lightweight Comfort: 4.2 oz/yd² fabric ensures a breathable, easy-wearing experience.
Durable Design: Twill tape along shoulder seams stabilizes the fit and helps prevent stretching.
Tailored Fit: Side seams provide structural support, ensuring the garment maintains its shape over time.
Versatile Options: Solid colors are 100% cotton, with select heather and blend options for added softness and flexibility.
Special Features:
Ribbed Collar: Maintains elasticity while retaining its shape wash after wash.
Tear-Away Label: Provides a tag-free experience for added comfort.
Size, In Inches
Width Across      Length     Sleeve Length
XS       16.50       27.00        8.60
S          17.99       27.99       8.90
M         20.00       29.02       9.17
L          22.01       30.00       9.45
XL        24.02       31.02       9.72
2XL      25.98       32.01       10.00
3XL      27.99       32.99       10.39
4XL      30.00       33.98       10.97

Care instructions
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;Do not dry clean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F).