He Has Resin, Jesus Spoof, 420 Friendly

He Has Resin, Neutral Fit Jersey Short Sleeve Tee, Bella+Canvas 3001 (S-3XL) 
Meet Hippie Jesus—clean, calm, collected, and very well supplied. Rocking a pristine robe and a perfectly poised hand, He’s not flipping tables… He’s flipping $50 eighths. The design reads “He Has Resin” because obviously the Son of Man came prepared. Equal parts holy, herbal, and hilarious, this classic unisex tee is perfect for believers in peace, love, and properly cured product. Wear it to spread good vibes, spark laughs, and remind the world that miracles come in small bags. ✌️😇🌿

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size   

Size, In Inches
           Width (x2)      Length     Sleeve Length
S         17.99       27.99       8.90
M        20.00       29.02       9.17
L         22.01       30.00       9.45
XL       24.02       31.02       9.72
2XL     25.98       32.01       10.00
3XL     27.99       32.99       10.39

Key Features
* Side seams that help hold the garment’s shape longer and give it structural support
* Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
* Ribbed knit collar with seam makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
*Solid colors are 100% cotton except Ash - 99% cotton and 1% polyester. Heather colors and solid black blend are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Athletic heather and black heather are 90% cotton, 10% polyester)

Care instructions
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;Do not dry clean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)