Poo Poo Pee Pee, Patapoopee, Classic Fit Tee

Poo Poo Pee Pee, Bella+Canvas 3001 Neutral Fit Jersey Short Sleeve Tee (XS-5XL)
A classic fit tee featuring a very serious parody of a very serious outdoor brand. Poo Poo Pee Pee combines rugged mountain vibes with the refined humor of a toddler who just learned words. Comfortable, absurd, and ideal for trail walks, bar stools, or asserting dominance through immaturity.
Classic fit • Unisex • Parody design • Not affiliated with Patagonia
Product Highlights:
Material: Premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
Lightweight Comfort: 4.2 oz/yd² fabric ensures a breathable, easy-wearing experience.
Durable Design: Twill tape along shoulder seams stabilizes the fit and helps prevent stretching.
Tailored Fit: Side seams provide structural support, ensuring the garment maintains its shape over time.
Versatile Options: Solid colors are 100% cotton, with select heather and blend options for added softness and flexibility.
Special Features:
Ribbed Collar: Maintains elasticity while retaining its shape wash after wash.
Tear-Away Label: Provides a tag-free experience for added comfort.
Size, In Inches
Width Across      Length     Sleeve Length
XS       16.50       27.00        8.60
S          17.99       27.99       8.90
M         20.00       29.02       9.17
L          22.01       30.00       9.45
XL        24.02       31.02       9.72
2XL      25.98       32.01       10.00
3XL      27.99       32.99       10.39
4XL      30.00       33.98       10.97
5XL      32.00       35.00       11.18
Care instructions
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;Do not dry clean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F).