Raw Dog & Gentle Cat Tee – Naughty Nursery Rhyme Parody

Bella+Canvas 3001 Neutral Fit Jersey Short Sleeve Tee (XS-5XL)
This isn’t your grandma’s nursery rhyme. Our Raw Dog & Gentle Cat tee is a hilarious double-take on a childhood classic—perfect for those with a dirty mind and a clean fashion sense. The front features a pumped-up pup living life raw and reckless, while the back serves up a sultry smirk from a very satisfied feline. Bold, funny, and just subtle enough to wear in public (depending on the crowd).

Product Highlights:
Material: Premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
Lightweight Comfort: 4.2 oz/yd² fabric ensures a breathable, easy-wearing experience.
Durable Design: Twill tape along shoulder seams stabilizes the fit and helps prevent stretching.
Tailored Fit: Side seams provide structural support, ensuring the garment maintains its shape over time.
Versatile Options: Solid colors are 100% cotton, with select heather and blend options for added softness and flexibility.

Special Features:
Ribbed Collar: Maintains elasticity while retaining its shape wash after wash.
Tear-Away Label: Provides a tag-free experience for added comfort.

Size, In Inches
  Width Across   Length   Sleeve Length
XS      16.50     27.00    8.60
S         17.99     27.99    8.90
M        20.00    29.02    9.17
L         22.01     30.00    9.45
XL      24.02     31.02    9.72
2XL    25.98     32.01    10.00
3XL    27.99     32.99    10.39
4XL   30.00     33.98    10.97
5XL   32.00     35.00    11.18

Care instructions
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;Do not dry clean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F).